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The Teddy Bears' Picnic

by Ugress

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If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You'd better go in disguise For every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain Because today's the day the Teddy bears have their picnic Every teddy bear who's been good Is sure of a treat today There's lots of marvelous things to eat And wonderful games to play Beneath the trees where nobody sees They'll hide and seek as long as they please 'Cause that's the way the Teddy bears have their picnic Picnic time for teddy bears The little teddy bears are having A lovely time today Watch them, catch them unawares And see them picnic on their holiday See them gaily gad about They love to play and shout They never have any cares At six o'clock their mommies and daddies Will take them home to bed Because they're tired little teddy bears


If you go down in the woods today... you'd better go in disguise.

A dark forest version of an already uncanny children's song, using digital sonic forensic tools to split vintage recordings into individual voices. With each element, recomposing and shifting the melody and harmony to properly gloomy scifi minor and recombining it all with monumental beats and creepy sound design, providing arather delightfully proper Teddy terrortrip.


released February 7, 2020

Composed by John Walter Bratton and Gisle Martens Meyer. Text by Jimmy Kennedy. Arranged, programmed, performed and produced by Gisle Martens Meyer. Published by Uncanny Planet Records.


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